شلون تقول لرئيسك زيد معاشي‏ ؟؟

[كورن فلكس]

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS
FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?
كيف تطلب من رئيسك زيادة المرتب ؟
هذا عامل يطلب من رئيسه في العمل زياده في المرتب
شوفو اشلون كتب الرساله

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!



Dear Bo$$


In thi$ life, we all need$ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$of u$.We are worker$who have given$o much$upport including $weat and$ervice to your company .
I am$ure you will gue$$what I meant and re$pond$oon.



Your$$incerely,


وثاني يوم رد عليه رئيسه بهذا الكلام
طبعا سوى نفس طريقة العامل في طلب الزياده
لووول حدهم يضحكون

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:




Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days,NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doingNOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After theNOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.I haveNOthing more to addNOw. You kNOw what I mean .


---- Your Boss.NOurman